townsvillain: is pronounced gif or j- *gunshots* *screaming*
blackandfabulous: me at every family event.
bombliate: how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
dicksplit: first day of kindergarten
thatfunnyblog: you may skip this ad in 5 seconds Funny Stuff you like?
connorkawaii: waking up the morning after finishing a video game
We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t...– Jeremy Glass, We Can’t Get Lost Anymore (via reasonablyaverage)
shooshpapping: OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING TO ME SO WHENEVER YOU GO TO THE TUMBLR HOME PAGE AND YOU’RE NOT LOGGED IN IT’S LIKE I CAN SHOW YOU THE WOOOORLD BUT THEN WHEN YOU CLICK ON THE BUTTON THAT SAYS YOU ALREADY HAVE AN ACCOUNT IT’S LIKE OH IT’S YOU
dampsandwich: hold on let me quote the bible so i can win this argument
shiphassailed: when your internet isnt really working well and your whole dash is just blank squares and you still scroll through it attentively
Teacher: “over the weekend i want you to…”
yourvoiceinnovember: Every class has that one student where every time they talk or raise their hand the teacher is just like